Why does everything suck?

Because Americans want stuff. Everyone wants to be equal. Poor americans will buy crap that is made to look like expensive stuff so that they can look rich. AND they will finance it. Which makes our economy go down the tubes. Which makes the government bail everyone out. So that the banks have enough money to lend us money so that the some guy that is going to be able to afford to buy a car that isn't crap, can go to China and put in an order for more crap that he can sell to some person who will buy their kids happy meal toy with a credit card.